The thing I love most about My practice is that it allows Me to interact with a wide variety of people with an array of unique and fascinating interests. I enjoy exploring new practices and outlooks, so don’t be afraid to present your array of perversions at My feet.
I only work with those who take their time with Me as seriously as I do. My application process is thorough. It takes thought and attention and should be completed with mindfulness and reverence if you wish to impress Me.
This process should be seen as your first act of submission to Me. Review My protocol and set aside some time to be able to work through it adequately. If I feel you’ve taken this part seriously and to My satisfaction, I will send you My questionnaire to complete. Responses typically arrive within 72 hours.